Zombocalypse

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Void_XIII, Nov 10, 2012.

  1. Void_XIII

    Void_XIII New Member

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    I thought I'd make my first post about something that's dear to me, and probably close to the hearts of many of you.<br><br>With military experiments into gene mutation and viral weapons getting more and more advanced, the likelihood of a simple virus that causes the break-down of a persons mind into that of a feral creature, in this case a zombie, is getting higher with every passing day.<br><br>My question here is a simple one. When the alert goes out and the world is put on high alert, what will you all do? Do you already have a plan/pack made up? Where will you go? How will you get there?<br>I wanna know, in the first few weeks of the spreading virus, what will <u>you</u> do?
     
  2. onnod

    onnod Im from Holland, isnt that weird?

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    i don't think there will be one but if, i will probably grab my bow and slingshots and die because i don't have enough arrows and/or steel balls
     

  3. zwillie

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    Look at my avatar.<br>I am prepared.<br>Zwillie
     
  4. Lars

    Lars The Evil Genious

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    <div>i want to go to pacific playland <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><br><br>nooo i have no plans<br>i gonna die <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_sad.gif" alt="Sad" longdesc="3">
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  5. slingpit

    slingpit Slingshot addicted

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    Maybe "living" as a Zombie isn´t bad as it sounds.<br>Let´s try it. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_razz.gif" alt="Razz" longdesc="9">
     
  6. MaddyMax

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    <tr><td class="quote">Maybe "living" as a Zombie isn´t bad as it sounds.<br>Let´s try it. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_razz.gif" alt="Razz" longdesc="9">
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    <span class="postbody"><br><br>good point. maybe we are already but didn't notice it. sometimes i wish, not to know whats really going on.</span>
     
  7. slingpit

    slingpit Slingshot addicted

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    <tr><td class="quote">Maybe "living" as a Zombie isn´t bad as it sounds.<br>Let´s try it. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_razz.gif" alt="Razz" longdesc="9">
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    <span class="postbody"><br><br>good point. maybe we are already but did'nt notice it..</span>
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    <span class="postbody"><br><br>Look at your weekly procedure. Wake up, go to work, come home.<br>As a Zombie, no sleep, no work, hunting some Nonzombies and more forbidden things .<br><br>What´s better ?</span>
     
  8. MaddyMax

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    <tr><td class="quote">Look at your weekly procedure. Wake up, go to work, come home.<br>As a Zombie, no sleep, no work, hunting some Nonzombies and more forbidden things .<br><br>What´s better ?</td></tr>
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    <span class="postbody"><br><br>shit! i'm still no zombie ... <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_sad.gif" alt="Sad" longdesc="3"></span>
     
  9. zwillie

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    <tr><td class="quote">Look at your weekly procedure. Wake up, go to work, come home.<br>As a Zombie, no sleep, no work</td></tr>
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    <span class="postbody"><br><br><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_scratch.png" alt="scratch" longdesc="33"><strong>Do you really think, that ssboy is a zombie???? <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" longdesc="5"></strong></span>
     
  10. Lars

    Lars The Evil Genious

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    <tr><td class="quote">Look at your weekly procedure. Wake up, go to work, come home.<br>As a Zombie, no sleep, no work</td></tr>
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    <span class="postbody"><br><br><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_scratch.png" alt="scratch" longdesc="33"><strong>Do you really think, that ssboy is a zombie???? <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" longdesc="5"></strong></span>
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    <span class="postbody"><br>haha that´s good<br>-maybe</span>
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    <br>hmm nice slingshot!<br>maybe needs some sanding and oiling <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><br><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/selfmademilitary" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">my Channel . . . . . Selfmademilitary</a><br><a href="http://slingshotforum.forumieren.com/" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">My Forum</a>
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  11. MaddyMax

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    <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_scratch.png" alt="scratch" longdesc="33"><strong>Do you really think, that ssboy is a zombie???? <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" longdesc="5"></strong>
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    <span class="postbody"><br><br>good to know, to whom you can go to get bitten.</span>
     
  12. tokSick

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    At 3 am this morning my dog was barking like crasy. I thought someone( or something <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_pale.gif" alt="pale" longdesc="26">) was trying to get inside. Did my pants on( i sleep with socks only), took my flashlight/taser in a pocket, a steel nunchaku in my belt and my slingshot ready to shoot. Went downstairs and checked all the rooms... nothing! So i don' t know if i will be prepared in case of a zombie attack but i am sure i am for burglars.
     
  13. Tysonspapa

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    <span class="postbody"><br><br><br>Too. Much. Information. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" longdesc="5"></span>
     
  14. Zombies hell yeah! In the first week I would clear my neighborhood of infected. (I actually have a knife for almost each person in my neighborhood not to mention crossbows, blowguns, my slingshot, etc) I know most of you say this is impossible but do to certain things that have happened in my life I cannot allow failire or even the possibility of it to enter into my thinking, it's just the way my gears grind. On the chance that there are too many for even my stubborn mind to think I can win then I start making things that go boom. So I guess long story short I would probably end up blowing my neighborhood up in the first week of a zombie attack, I'd rather it was smoking rubble than see my daughter or cat endangered.
     
  15. slingpit

    slingpit Slingshot addicted

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    I´m sleeping with only one sock on the right place. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_razz.gif" alt="Razz" longdesc="9"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_razz.gif" alt="Razz" longdesc="9"><br>(Not the feet)<br>And if a burglar or Zombie will see this, it would be a hard time to digest this.
     
  16. Bert the Welder

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    <span class="postbody"><br><br>You must be a black porn star. The Brutha's never take there socks off!!<br><br>I'm on the peek of a tall hill. It's down hill on all sides, so I've got a leg up. Wanting a Joerg-style cannon on the roof deck. One for each corner!. That, and some oxy/propane grenades and I'm good to go!!! Which will all due double duty if the big earth quake comes and I gotta ward off assholes! <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" longdesc="15"></span>
     
  17. Tysonspapa

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    iu would clear out my neighbourhood, infected or not hehe
     
  18. Not a bad idea Tysonspapa, I have a lot of crackheads where I live, no one would miss them lol.
     
  19. bilybob09871

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    I'd dig in for a week or so then head to b and q, grab some nice sharp pointy things, then go to the audi garage just across the road, strap previously mentioned sharp pointy things to their r8, and have myself a ball<br><br>other than that I wouldn't really stockpile specifically for the apocalypse, because there's never any guarantee you'll be able to access it, and getting hold of stuff post apocalypse shouldn't be to hard for a creative person, I tend to believe its better to learn skills and techniques as these will never leave
     
  20. Bert the Welder

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    I always kind laugh at some of the "survivalist" groups in the States that tote around great big full auto rifles and such. Once yer outta ammo....... guess you could use it as a club......