World record bands that NEVER break?

Discussion in 'Baba / Vashikaran related discussions' started by JoergS, Feb 5, 2014.

  1. JoergS

    JoergS Administrator

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    Is it possible?

    I honestly do not know. Even after all these years the search for the unbreakable perfect band set remains futile.

    But let us not despair. There is new hope.

    Let us call +91-9680636288. Baba will know the answer.

    :)
     
  2. onnod

    onnod Im from Holland, isnt that weird?

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    did... did you just give us his phone number?

    edit, just read some other posts, i get it :p

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  3. VWscooby

    VWscooby Senior Member

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    Here is a picture of the man in question! Found on a sort of Indian Linkedin page (the phone number is the same) Also I copied the caption to his picture, who would have thought there were medal winning competitions for this sort of thing!?! (Yes, I am bored today!)

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    WORLD NO.1 FAMOUS VASHIKARAN,BLACKMAGIC SPECIALIST,ASTROLOGER AWARDED 11 TIMES GOLD MEDALIST &13 TIMES DIAMOND MEDALIST& 7 TIMES PLATINUM AWARD FOR THE SERVICE PROVIDE BY ME. VERY HONESTLY &FAITHFULLY IN THIS FIELD
     
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  4. JoergS

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    Do I see an "Untiteld" stigmata on the forehead of Baba The Great?

    Then it is no wonder that He is drawn to this forum like a fly to the biggest dung heap in history...
     
  5. JoergS

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    I also googled our favorite vashi-whatever specialist Baba, and found several videos he uploaded. I must say that those leave a lot to be desired. Very boring indeed. Lousy video and audio quality, too.

    O great Baba, do not disappoint your newly found fans! Excite us with your wisdom, but do not torture us with stolen, dated pieces of Bollywood.
     
  6. Withak

    Withak aka Whitehawk!

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    You got me with that one Joerg - I thought I would be reading about some amazing new find, and I end up just laughing :D
     
  7. FilthyRusty

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    i was the same withak i thought my search for the perfect band had ended but now all i can do is giggle
     
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    Withak aka Whitehawk!

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  10. WildBill

    WildBill The Silly Song Guy

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    Oh, wow. I should used his picture in my Baba Spam video...

    -Wild Bill
     
  11. jnmbhj

    jnmbhj Slingshots FTW

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    Unbreakable bands that's hard to come by. There is a substance that is almost impossible to break but that cost millions of dollars.... Carbon nano-tubes
     
  12. JoergS

    JoergS Administrator

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    Or simply call Baba. Baba knows best. Do you need the number? I could give it to you no problem.
     
  13. WildBill

    WildBill The Silly Song Guy

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    After further research, I found out some more about the great deeds of our great Baba...

    -He has stood on the surface of a black hole and took pictures of the back of his camera.
    -He made Chuck Norris cry.
    -He turned Medusa to stone through his forehead beam.
    -He fed all of the children in New Delhi with one grain of rice (no wonder they're so skinny).
    -He tweets with Elvis daily.
    -He won an Oscar for a movie that he had not made yet.
    -He levitates sacred cows.
    -He gave his blood to 50,000 females so they could have children (mosquitoes, actually)
    -His farts glow in the dark.

    -Wild Bill
     
  14. JoergS

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    Bill, are you actually saying that Baba may be able to teach me how to let my farts GLOW IN THE DARK?

    It just so happens that made bean soup for dinner, had three generous helpings so far.

    To think that I might JUST BE ONE PHONE CALL AWAY from the warmest glowing experience of my life...

    (hectically searches phone)
     
  15. jurassicbark2000

    jurassicbark2000 jurassicbark2000

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    Seen this bloke in the Taj Mahal ..... My ex local curry house in Kew gardens awesome curry if your ever in that manor...
     
  16. Felix6290

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    unbreakable bands

    unbreakable bands? ... That is probably impossible or when it is possible it is very expensive. I think I wouldt buy this bands.
     
  17. Withak

    Withak aka Whitehawk!

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    It's time for a Baba-inspired recipe. This one comes right from Martha Stewart, who obviously consulted with Baba to arrive at this fine recipe for "Baba au Rhum" or "Rum Baba". I suspect Bill will enjoy this one:

    INGREDIENTS
    • 5 tablespoons lukewarm milk (100 to 115 degrees), plus 1 tablespoon milk
    • 1/2 ounce fresh yeast
    • 1 pound 2 ounces all-purpose flour, plus more for forming dough
    • 1 tablespoon coarse salt
    • 6 large eggs plus 1 large egg yolk
    • 1 1/2 cups (3 sticks) unsalted butter, slightly softened, plus more for molds
    • 1/4 cup superfine sugar
    • Nonstick cooking spray
    • Rum Syrup
    • Whipped Cream, for serving (optional)
    • Cherries, for serving (optional)
    DIRECTIONS

    Place milk and yeast in a small bowl; stir to dissolve.

    Place flour, salt, and eggs in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with dough hook attachment; add yeast mixture and mix on low speed to combine and knead, about 5 minutes. Scrape down sides of bowl with a spatula; knead on medium speed until smooth and elastic, about 10 minutes.

    In a large bowl, mix together butter and sugar. Add a few small pieces of butter mixture to dough; with the mixer on low, add remaining butter mixture, a little bit at a time. When all the butter mixture has been added, increase speed and continue mixing until smooth, shiny, comes away from the sides of the bowl, and is elastic, 6 to 10 minutes.
    Butter a large bowl, transfer dough to prepared bowl, and cover with plastic wrap; let stand in a warm place until doubled in volume, about 2 hours.

    Lift dough from bowl and drop back into bowl to deflate; repeat process once or twice. Cover bowl and transfer to refrigerator to chill for at least 8 hours and up to overnight.
    Butter 20 5-ounce baba molds and place on a baking sheet. Divide dough into 20 equal pieces; pinch each piece of dough to form balls. Place each ball of dough into prepared molds.

    In a small bowl, whisk together egg yolk and milk. Brush dough with egg yolk mixture, reserving remaining. Spray a piece of plastic wrap with nonstick cooking spray; cover dough, cooking spray-side down, and let stand in a warm place until doubled in volume, 1 to 1 1/2 hours.

    Preheat oven to 400 degrees in a convection oven (425 degrees in a conventional oven).

    Working from the outside inward, brush each baba very lightly with reserved egg yolk mixture. Transfer molds to oven and bake until baba just begins to turn golden, about 5 minutes. Reduce temperature to 375 degrees (if using a convection oven; 400 if using a conventional oven) and continue baking until deep golden-brown and internal temperature reaches 205 degrees on an instant-read thermometer, 5 to 10 minutes more.

    Remove from oven and let cool in mold for 5 minutes. Unmold onto a wire rack and let cool completely. Poke bases of babas all over with a toothpick. Working in batches, gently drop babas into hot rum syrup, submerging completely; let soak until there are no more bubbles. Place on a rack set over a rimmed baking sheet. Repeat process with remaining baba; serve drizzled with additional rum syrup, whipped cream, and cherries, if desired.

    And to be sure we give proper credit to the originator of this recipe, here is the link to the original: http://www.marthastewart.com/864548/baba-au-rhum
     
  18. JohnKrakatoa

    JohnKrakatoa Loudest boom on Earth

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    Baba is wise. He makes you spam for him and you even have fun while doing it.
    "there is no such thing as bad publicity" kinda thing

    Just kiddin xD BABA Meme rocks xD
     
  19. BeMahoney

    BeMahoney Builder of things

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    Everyone offline??!!!

    Guess you called him and went to see him?
    You guys are blessed!- So good to know help is
    on its way!

    :)

    Be
     
  20. BeMahoney

    BeMahoney Builder of things

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    Mh, sorry Withak!-

    not in his hand!...
     

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