Slingshot SPA (HUMOUR)

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  1. Arturo Borquez

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    Today this can visited my slingshot SPA, I gave her a pretty intensive treatment, massages with rods and steel balls, I think now she has a thinner waistline, buy I am afraid that she needs more hair brushing ... what do you think ? <br><br>[​IMG]
     
  2. tokSick

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    She look pretty now that she lost some of her curves <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/herz.png" alt="I love you" longdesc="22">
     

  3. Arturo Borquez

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    <table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0" border="0" align="center">
    <tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>tokSick wrote:</b></span></td></tr>
    <tr><td class="quote">She look pretty now that she lost some of her curves <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/herz.png" alt="I love you" longdesc="22">
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    <span class="postbody"><br>so you think that she looks pretty ... don't you think that she needs a haircut or brushing at the hairdressing section ? </span>
     
  4. Arturo Borquez

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    Well, anyway I gave her a final hairdressing ... she looks more appealing now ... <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" longdesc="15"><br><br>[​IMG]
     
  5. tokSick

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    I must addmit, you really know how to treat the lady can!!!
     
  6. FIAAO

    FIAAO Failureisalwaysanoption

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    Lol! Is this the wife of Mr. BottleCap? <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2">
     
  7. Arturo Borquez

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    <tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Failureisalwaysanoption wrote:</b></span></td></tr>
    <tr><td class="quote">Lol! Is this the wife of Mr. BottleCap? <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2">
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    <span class="postbody"><br>Yes <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"></span>
     
  8. onnod

    onnod Im from Holland, isnt that weird?

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    i would say you did that one just perfect, how much did you ask for this type of massage?
     
  9. FIAAO

    FIAAO Failureisalwaysanoption

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    She got it for free for what he did to Mr. BottleCap (Or maybe that was acupuncture? <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"> )
     
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    <tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Failureisalwaysanoption wrote:</b></span></td></tr>
    <tr><td class="quote">She got it for free for what he did to Mr. BottleCap (Or maybe that was acupuncture? <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"> )</td></tr>
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    <span class="postbody"><br>Yeah ... all the treatments were for free, it's the "slingshot SPA promotion" ... <br>Now here the whole family together after the treatments, father Mr. BC at left acupuncture, mother lady Can massages and haircut, and the boys BC Jr I and Jr II at right acupuncture ... a satisfied family !!! don't you think ? <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><br>[​IMG]</span>
     
  11. FIAAO

    FIAAO Failureisalwaysanoption

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    Yup <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"> the whole family united, they even had a visit from their swedish uncle! <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><br><br><img src="http://i40.servimg.com/u/f40/17/50/40/49/can10.jpg" style="width: 627;height: 482" border="0">
     
  12. Arturo Borquez

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    Yep, I showed them the the pic of his Swedish uncle and they are very happy that he also received his beauty treatment, they told me that now uncle looks a lot nicer and younger !! <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><br>ps they send cheers to his uncle ...
     
  13. FIAAO

    FIAAO Failureisalwaysanoption

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    Maybe they should come over for some swedish Marble Massage? <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7">
     
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    <table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0" border="0" align="center">
    <tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Failureisalwaysanoption wrote:</b></span></td></tr>
    <tr><td class="quote">Maybe they should come over for some swedish Marble Massage? <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7">
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    <span class="postbody"><br>indeed, they are asking for the tickets at the travel office to visit his Swedish uncle to go for a session at FIAAO SPA <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><br>ps: they are wondering how it feels that cannon !!!</span>
     
  15. FIAAO

    FIAAO Failureisalwaysanoption

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    Oh, it makes wonders for a stiff neck! <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7">
     
  16. Arturo Borquez

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    Ahh FIAAO, make sure that you hire the appropriate employees for your SPA, look the ones at left did a bad job so I had to fire them, but the employees at right do a quite decent job <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><br><br>[​IMG]
     
  17. tokSick

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    You can' t be a good boss without good employees. You just have to treat them right and they will do everything you ask <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1">
     
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    <table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0" border="0" align="center">
    <tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>tokSick wrote:</b></span></td></tr>
    <tr><td class="quote">You can' t be a good boss without good employees. You just have to treat them right and they will do everything you ask <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1">
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    <span class="postbody"><br>Yeah ... very true, I used to be a bad boss and ask for unqualified employees to the job <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_evil.gif" alt="Evil or Very Mad" longdesc="12"> , that's my fault but sure I've learned ... <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_twisted.gif" alt="Twisted Evil" longdesc="13"></span>
     
  19. FIAAO

    FIAAO Failureisalwaysanoption

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    Oh, I think I got just the right man for the job: <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_twisted.gif" alt="Twisted Evil" longdesc="13"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><br><br><img src="http://i40.servimg.com/u/f40/17/50/40/49/marble11.jpg" border="0" alt=""><br><br>(No, I did not take that pic (its from Google Pictures), but I got marbles the same size at home. Didnt have my camera anywhere around, and I wanted to make sure you dont think Im the Slingshotboy... <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_bounce.gif" alt="bounce" longdesc="27"> )
     
  20. Arturo Borquez

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    <tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Failureisalwaysanoption wrote:</b></span></td></tr>
    <tr><td class="quote">Oh, I think I got just the right man for the job: <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_twisted.gif" alt="Twisted Evil" longdesc="13"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7">
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    <span class="postbody"><br><br>Oh yeah ... I am sure that he is a very qualified man to do the "beautification" job with your cannon ... can't wait to see that fantastic result !! <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_twisted.gif" alt="Twisted Evil" longdesc="13"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1"></span>