Shooting Panties at Tom Jones :)

Discussion in 'New project ideas' started by JoergS, Sep 30, 2013.

  1. JoergS

    JoergS Administrator

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    OK, I am getting ready for a nice new project.

    Two ladies that visited me on behalf of a German TV channel suggested I make a slingshot that shoots panties... to make it easier for dedicated fans of guys like Tom Jones.

    I thought that was a GREAT idea!

    So I bought cheap red panties at amazon (felt a bit weird though), and experimented.

    In "open" condition they don't fly very far, as they have a lot of air resistance and drop down quickly. That means that a committed fan needs to get real close to the stage in order to hit the mark! The Slingshot Channel can not stand by and we must act.

    So I made a slingshot in the shape of a biiig heart (with a Moorhammer like handle though), and tied some office rubber around a bunched up pair of knickers. Much better!

    It gets interesting when you soak that ball in water and put it in the freezer. A hit would seriously hurt!

    Last not least I made an arrow (much like the spaghetti one), which will hopefully be tough enough to penetrate ballistic gelly... this time I will do a time lapse of the panties thawing, should be nice!
     
  2. Withak

    Withak aka Whitehawk!

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    That's hilarious. Right up there with the condom applicator, though likely less painful to use :eek: I'm wondering if there is any way to look at the application of the T-shirt cannons they use at sporting events - they manage to get a shirt to fly quite far - I think it's loosely bundled in some way to prevent the shirt from flying open prematurely, thus creating wind resistance. This should be an interesting experiment, we shall look forward to the video. I'd love to see a whole crowd of ladies armed with these at a Tom Jones concert.
     

  3. onnod

    onnod Im from Holland, isnt that weird?

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    awesome idea LOL:D
     
  4. AngelicScars

    AngelicScars MILF of the board

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    This should be entertaining. :)
     
  5. Will

    Will Thread Hijacker

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    I got a bit nervous Joerg. When I read that you 'bought cheap red panties...and experimented' I was wondering if 'Untitled' didn't really happen after all:D!
     
  6. zwillie

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    Be careful Jörg!
    This small brown thing inside the panties need not to be the pouch.

    Zwillie (inventor of the integrated pantie-pouch) ;)
     
  7. BeMahoney

    BeMahoney Builder of things

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    moisted

    I suggest the panties should be moisted up, wrapped
    and then spend a little while in the fridge..

    The heat deriving from air friction will "melt"
    the panties an release the aroma just shortly before
    arriving at the "receiver"..


    ...mayBe...
     
  8. JoergS

    JoergS Administrator

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    I think that would be the first instant herpes generating video in the history of YouTube :)
     
  9. BeMahoney

    BeMahoney Builder of things

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    Evidence: This dimension surely had to be revealed by our
    mastermind of zombiesque effects,- (I for sure completely missed that! :) )

    In a way herpes can be regarded as "a first step" towards a metamorphosis into
    a new Unlifeform (damn, then it could help the "other" side...)

    Doesn´t matter anway,- If I get to use my "Combat Method" for them, they will
    ALL end up as biodiesel ;)

    Greetings,

    Be
     
  10. zwillie

    zwillie New Member

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    Yeah, Biodiesel with 100 Orktan...:rolleyes:
    Zwillie
     
  11. xXdoomXx

    xXdoomXx Junior threadjacker ag. J

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    Sounds odd... But I like it :) when is there footig of this pantie shooter. Can't wait to see you shooting at Justin Bieber (soz bieber fans) :D

    J
     
  12. BeMahoney

    BeMahoney Builder of things

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    Bieber (ger.) - (engl.) beaver

    Just started knitting a nice pantie made from finest tungsten wire..

    For Mr Beaver,- I´ll send it to Jörg´s place so he can take
    "care" of tha Mr.Beaver-Zombie as soon as that silicon-masks slips off
    and reveals the truth beneath it...

    In da fayze! ;)
     
  13. JoergS

    JoergS Administrator

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    Here is the slingshot, and the ammo...

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  14. Cadman

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    I don't want to know! I just don't want to know!
    :eek:
     
  15. Will

    Will Thread Hijacker

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    Hahahahahaha!!!! I think that is very eye-catching! :D

    Did your wife give you a strange look when she saw you ordering panties? I can only imagine...
     
  16. Haze

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    "In "open" condition they don't fly very far, as they have a lot of air resistance and drop down quickly."

    - the best kind......
     
  17. JoergS

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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcZFXviLn88[/ame]
     
  18. xXdoomXx

    xXdoomXx Junior threadjacker ag. J

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  19. Will

    Will Thread Hijacker

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    This had me laughing pretty hard! Great video!
     
  20. greenevegiebeast

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    As for ammo. Try cotton fabric version of said under garment. Wet them. Compress them in a tube(think PVC) while applying a vacume.

    The compression will compact the projectile. The vacume will help dry them and stiffen them into shape.

    Not shure if it will work. But having to explain to your wife why you are soaking panties and cramming them into a tube should be interesting.....

    Have you tryed a thong. It could serve as the sling as well as ammo.....