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I am planning to make a parody about myself.<br><br>Therefore I made a new launcher. It has two shots, and is chambered for <u>28mm <strong>D</strong>estruction <strong>I</strong>nflicting <strong>L</strong>ongitudinal <strong>D</strong>efense <strong>O</strong>bject</u> caliber missiles.<br><br>I plan to shoot those into ballistic gelatin, both with the "motor" on and off to see if there is a difference in flight characteristics and... ahem... penetration. <br><br><img src="http://imageshack.us/a/img607/3017/vibshot1.jpg" border="0" alt=""><br><br><img src="http://imageshack.us/a/img521/8499/vibshot2.jpg" border="0" alt=""><br><br><img src="http://imageshack.us/a/img811/8743/vibshot3.jpg" border="0" alt=""><br><br>First test shots tonite!
 

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I assure you, that this video will break the previous view records. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2"><br>Besides I have to say, that you are quite creative and funny.<br>I couldn't be the brain behind this idea, because I'm too uncreative.<br>Serious now...I'm very interested in the results.<br>Right on!
 

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lmao a dildo launcher <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif" alt="Shocked" longdesc="5"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png" alt="cheers" longdesc="28">
 

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<div>women will love that <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7">
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<br>hmm nice slingshot!<br>maybe needs some sanding and oiling <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><br><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/selfmademilitary" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">my Channel . . . . . Selfmademilitary</a><br><a href="http://slingshotforum.forumieren.com/" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">My Forum</a>
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NO! Joerg NO!<br>That is just too funny, I can't wait to see the Catch Box! <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png" alt="cheers" longdesc="28"><br><br>Brian
 

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Don´t forget to credit the Guy who demanded a Dildolauncher in the comments of your last vid <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" longdesc="15"><br><br>(maybe you could also pay him the flight and use him as catchbox as you suggested <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2"> )
 

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<br>(maybe you could also pay him the flight and use him as catchbox as you suggested <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2"> )</td></tr>
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<span class="postbody"><br><br>LOOOL <br><br>i am also loking forwar to this vid <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"></span>
 

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If I use a human catchbox, the video will be age restricted or closed down entirely in no time <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_sad.gif" alt="Sad" longdesc="3"><br><br>I plan to act like I don't even realize what the things are really made for... <br><br><br>
 

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<div>hahahahahahahahahha</div><div class="clear"></div><div class="signature_div">
<br><strong>at school, I am a slingshot expert</strong> <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1"><br><br>on this forum a noob <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_neutral.gif" alt="Neutral" longdesc="20">
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Make some hair at the end of the dildolauncher <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_bounce.gif" alt="bounce" longdesc="27">
 

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<tr><td class="quote">Make some hair at the end of the dildolauncher <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_bounce.gif" alt="bounce" longdesc="27">
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<span class="postbody"><br><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_tongue.png" alt="tongue" longdesc="24"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_tongue.png" alt="tongue" longdesc="24"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_tongue.png" alt="tongue" longdesc="24"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_tongue.png" alt="tongue" longdesc="24"></span>
 

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Finished the weapon. Put on dual Thera Tube Silver (about 60 kg = 132 lb draw per barrel). <br><br>Frightening. It send the 72 gramm missile about 10 cm = 4" into my new dense foam archery target.<br><br>Then I made an equally heavy short bolt from a wooden rod, and attached a spike. The effect is devastating. A flying ice pick.<br><br>Can't wait to see the effect on ballistic gelatin <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2"><br><br><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xGkuYx6PGdo/UG3bbj32S-I/AAAAAAAACLE/_qdjN5dp8Ww/s1600/VibShot4.JPG" border="0" alt="">
 

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You should go for a solid metal or rubber dildo instead.<br>i don´t think the vibrator won´t survive the first shot.<br><br>notice the difference between a dildo and a vibrator please...i bet the smartasses around there can´t wait (see me? <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_razz.gif" alt="Razz" longdesc="9">) to point out you are not even launching a dildo out of your dildolauncher <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1">
 

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<div>I don't think womans like that spike on a dildo <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1">
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<br><strong>at school, I am a slingshot expert</strong> <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1"><br><br>on this forum a noob <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_neutral.gif" alt="Neutral" longdesc="20">
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I really dont know what to say about this one <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7">
 

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<img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1"><br><br>awesome jörg!<br><br>that one is made to kill zombie bitches! <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1">
 

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<span class="postbody"><br><br>You'd be surprised. Some people like the extreme way!<br><br>But I am not into such things and will refuse to shoot it into living flesh. </span>
 

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Have attached a few more details.<br><br>A matching aiming device, and an adequately shaped foregrip. <br><br><img src="http://imageshack.us/a/img849/5938/vibshot5.jpg" border="0" alt=""><br><img src="http://imageshack.us/a/img17/6480/vibshot6.jpg" border="0" alt="">
 
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