Mystery in Colorado

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by linuxmail, Oct 21, 2012.

  1. linuxmail

    linuxmail New Member

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    I have heard reports from Colorado, that hundreds of Coors Beer cans have been found through out the contry side. <br><br>It appears that they all have 15mm and 20mm holes in them. Small bits of Thera-Band Gold have also been found in the area.<br><br>We must stop the heartless destruction of our beer supply, if you have seen a bald guy that has about two dozen slingshots on him, please call your local brewery with any leads that you can provide.<br><br>Regards from a concerned beer drinker.<br>
     
  2. pelleteer

    pelleteer Middle Aged Delinquent

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    I think we need new legislation to stop the scourge of can violence. This kind of senseless slaughter cannot be allowed to continue. How many innocent cans must be slain in such gruesome fashion before we take a stand on this issue, perhaps the most pressing issue of our time? <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7"><img src="http://r28.imgfast.net/users/2815/14/20/70/smiles/2307125563.gif" alt="Slingshot" longdesc="36"><img src="http://r28.imgfast.net/users/2815/14/20/70/smiles/1859659018.gif" alt="Ammo" longdesc="35">
     

  3. onnod

    onnod Im from Holland, isnt that weird?

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    Weird, same thing here, only tuna cans
     
  4. JoergS

    JoergS Administrator

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    Actually, no need to shoot cans in Colorado. Have been in Denver yesterday, and saw thousands of Zombies walking around! <br><br><a href="http://photos.denverpost.com/2012/10/20/photos-zombie-crawl-in-denver/" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://photos.denverpost.com/2012/10/20/photos-zombie-crawl-in-denver/</a>
     
  5. tokSick

    tokSick Senior Member

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    We should all join the B.C.P.A.( Beer Cans Protection Association) and stand up for the Beer Cans rights.<br><img src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-r_bY69fAK9s/UIUa3w-ccvI/AAAAAAAAAt4/ZfexbgtdIXo/s477/Wanted%2520Joerg.jpg" border="0" alt="">
     
  6. tokSick

    tokSick Senior Member

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    Nice zombies pics. How many of them did you shot? <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" longdesc="15">
     
  7. onnod

    onnod Im from Holland, isnt that weird?

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    ps. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcwz8-EfFYE" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcwz8-EfFYE</a>
     
  8. linuxmail

    linuxmail New Member

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    I'm Sorry Joerg!<br>The Devil made me start this thread. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_evil.gif" alt="Evil or Very Mad" longdesc="12"><br><br>Brian<br>
     
  9. pelleteer

    pelleteer Middle Aged Delinquent

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    That guy on the wanted poster looks mighty familiar. I could swear I've seen hime somewhere before. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_scratch.png" alt="scratch" longdesc="33"><img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7">
     
  10. Bert the Welder

    Bert the Welder New Member

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    I think the harvesting of beer cans is fine as long as you use the "meat" for you and your friends consumption. Then it's not wasted like these idiot "trophy" hunters. If you want to use the "carcase" after, for target practice, I think that's fine. However, if you're going to go through the time and cost to hunt, you should be more selective with your choice of prey. The Coors species is at best like hunting Skunks and just eating the assholes. I'm sure there are far superior species "bred" locally by real people in your local community. You'll be supporting local business as well as lifting yourself to a higher standard of ethical consumption.<br><br>Happy Hunting.<br><br>Regards,<br>Bert<br>F.D.L.F.D.P.( Friends don't let Friends drink piss)