Limericks!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by WildBill, Nov 15, 2013.

  1. WildBill

    WildBill The Silly Song Guy

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    How about a thread of limericks? Write a limerick about someone on the forum, in no particular order... just versify. I'll start us off...

    There once was a viking from Brazil,
    Whom in making slingshots showed some skill,
    After quaffing some Java,
    Said, "I'll carve me some Guava!"
    To his chagrin, we all got a thrill!

    -Wild Bill
     
  2. Withak

    Withak aka Whitehawk!

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    A German called Be from the Pott
    Liked making slingshots a lot
    But an elbow with pain
    Caused a building refrain
    And his comeback was right on the spot
     

  3. xXdoomXx

    xXdoomXx Junior threadjacker ag. J

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    I know one but it's not for anyone on here ....

    There was a man called Sparta.
    Who did a very big farta.
    He flew up into space and blew up the place,
    That was a man called Sparta. :D:D

    J
     
  4. Haze

    Haze New Member

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    There was a threadjacker junior
    Who suffered from very crude humour
    The readers said "yikes!"
    And gave him no likes
    Back to the drawing board, junior

    Hey doom, I am not having a go at you. There's nothing wrong with your limerick. I just wanted to write a limerick about a limerick and yours gave me some material. Peace, OK?
     
  5. BeMahoney

    BeMahoney Builder of things

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    No limerik at all

    Two hunters met,

    both dead!

    :)

    -thanks for that elbow-limerick! :)
     
  6. xXdoomXx

    xXdoomXx Junior threadjacker ag. J

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    (Doom applauds) ;)

    J
     
  7. Obl1v1Aus

    Obl1v1Aus Meh!

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    A limerick made out of boredom
    Can often upset the decorum
    And has it of late,
    The rhymes I would make
    Are not suitable for this forum!
     
  8. Obl1v1Aus

    Obl1v1Aus Meh!

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    Too Soon?

    There once was the one we won't name
    Who's attitude could not be tamed
    But Joerg heard his gripe,
    The Ban Hammer swiped
    So we wont see him here again! :D
     
  9. ruthiexxxx

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    There was a young lady in Spain
    Who liked to shoot now and again
    Not 'now and again'
    Like 'now and again'
    But N O W and A G A I N and A G A I N !
     
  10. WildBill

    WildBill The Silly Song Guy

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    Okay, every one, stand back!
    Brace for the coming attack!
    When the eagle flies
    With witty cries
    We'll all get creamed by Withak!

    -Wild Bill
     
  11. JimRhodo

    JimRhodo Junior Member

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    Hi Qute, you have the only name that rhymes right:

    A catapult lover called Qute
    Was tutoring two shooters to shoot
    Said a shooter to the tutor
    Is it harder to shooter
    Or tutor two shooters to shoot?
     
  12. Withak

    Withak aka Whitehawk!

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    Nice one Bill! :D
     
  13. Brazilviking

    Brazilviking Thread Hijacker

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    There's a big bald man, last name sprave
    He sworn to send all zombies back to the grave
    During his videos, many things use to fly....
    But it ends the same way, thanks and bye bye!

    Ok, I don't know if I got the rules of the game corretly....
     
  14. WildBill

    WildBill The Silly Song Guy

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    Close enough... Though when properly pronounced in German, Sprave does not rhyme with grave.

    -Wild Bill
     
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    WildBill The Silly Song Guy

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    WildBill The Silly Song Guy

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    Make sure that we are not mistaken,
    Our priorities must be unshaken,
    If we seek to fulfill
    the desires of Will
    then we'd better include lots of bacon.

    -Wild Bill
     
  17. Haze

    Haze New Member

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    gold.
     
  18. JimRhodo

    JimRhodo Junior Member

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    Sometimes it's best to quit while you're ahead:

    There was a new member called Jim
    Whose bull's eyes were tauntingly slim
    So Bill said, "I'll help"
    But let out a whelp
    When the ball went and smacked off his chin
     
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  19. kohlqez

    kohlqez Accident-Prone

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    O Bill he was wild,
    Loved slinging like a child,
    Made a song 'bout slingshotboy,
    He whom did all annoy,
    Which showed he was witty and guiled

    Kinda was reaching for the last line but I think you get the idea :)
     
  20. JimRhodo

    JimRhodo Junior Member

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    The density's mass over v
    The volume 4 thirds pi r 3
    If f is m a
    And the breeze is away
    Why's my ammo keep missing the tree?