funny weekend jokes

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    a Scanian, a German and a swedish went into the desert. suddenly<br> they saw a swimming pool. They asked the owner if they could take a dip. sure, the owner said.......<br> - But, said the owner, be aware that the pool is enchanted. You must call out what you want bathe in in mid air. <br>First the Scanian jumped in and when he was in the air, he said:<br> - Coca Cola.<br> Then the German jumped, and he said:<br> - Fanta.<br> Last the swede would jump, but he stumbled and said:<br> - oh Shit!<br>----------------------------------------------------------------------------<br>then:<br>Obama: This country needs a change!<br><br>Now: <br>Obama:This country needs change..
     
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    <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKWdSCt4jGE&ob=av3e" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKWdSCt4jGE&ob=av3e</a>
     

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    <tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>zamarion wrote:</b></span></td></tr>
    <tr><td class="quote">got a whole bunch on my phone here they are just click to enlarge<br><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=19&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/img-2025.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=20&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/9gag_110.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=21&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/9gag_111.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=22&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/9gag_112.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=23&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/9gag_113.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=24&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/9gag_114.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=25&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/9gag_115.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=26&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/9gag_116.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=27&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/9gag_117.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=28&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/9gag_118.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=29&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/9gag_119.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=30&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/9gag_120.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=31&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/9gag_210.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=32&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/9gag_211.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=33&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/9gag_212.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=34&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/9gag_213.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=35&u=17372335" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i47.servimg.com/u/f47/17/37/23/35/th/9gag_214.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a>
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    <span class="postbody"><br><br><br><br>hhahahahahahahhahahahahaha <br><br>lol !!!!</span>