Angry Birds - new hardware ammo

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by G_Y, Oct 11, 2013.

  1. G_Y

    G_Y aiming the less

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    Most of us know about these slingshooted birds, hunting for pigs...

    now they became more real as small waterfilled softballs and my nice wife (as usually know what a men needs, even if he don't know by himself) gave me one as a gift.

    Here it is: Slingshooting without a trace in livingrooms IS real and vermins have to watch out ;)
     

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  2. BeMahoney

    BeMahoney Builder of things

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    Speechless

    You are soo cruel! Poor, lovely little
    Creatures you are perfidly abusing.
    I'm speechless, you got me crying!

    ..


    Can't believe it.. You?
     

  3. BeMahoney

    BeMahoney Builder of things

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    Somewhere..

    in the land where trees are made of wood, deeep down in the forest:

    "Are you fuzzin´?" _____________ "No!"
     

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  4. G_Y

    G_Y aiming the less

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    Not bad, Chuck Norris would take a sheep instead i think.

    Back to the angry bird ammo: I shoooted it against a wall. The wallpaper was ok then, but the bird had a bit painting on the axx (self-censored).

    The neighbour was not amused, guess why :rolleyes:
     
  5. BeMahoney

    BeMahoney Builder of things

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    Neighbour

    guessing:

    he was upset because he has no sweet angry little bird with him in his
    o-so-sweet-my-castle?


    Here´s how to make friends FOR EVER!:

    Fill that little suicider with water

    Put him in the freezer

    Triple up bands.

    Drink a bottle of liquor, better two. Give yourself
    at least two hours for that (tactically).

    Open your front door (so the cops wont smash it- tactically)

    Go get the frozen birdy.

    Repeat your colour transfer shot. Full butterfly.

    Go to the new "channel" to your neighbours flat.
    shout, using the channel "I want my bird back"

    You will now have a friend. Forever!
    (You may now pass out -tactically)


    Aint that sweet? :rolleyes:


    I never wrote the above (tacticallBe)