I published a horror novel... there IS a slingshot used in the story!

Discussion in 'Show off your homemades!' started by uberfreak9, Oct 30, 2015.

  1. uberfreak9

    uberfreak9 Lord Of Crows

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    OK first, sorry for SPAMMING the forum but I will only do it this one time I promise. ;)

    I wrote a novel "FRACKING HELL" and it is available on Amazon... only $1 for the digital version and FREE if you use a kindle or free kindle app for your device.

    Not a homemade slingshot in this thread (sorry if categorized incorrectly :D) but there is an innovative slingshot design in the story. Heh heh. It should impress any slingshot enthusiast I believe. ;)

    ...but I have to warn you "Fracking Hell" is a B R U T A L horror story that might make you think I am destined for the asylum, but I also tried to put some heart into it so it isn't just a cold bleak festival of blood. I would probably place it in the same genre as some movies I've seen (Saw, The Cube) but it doesn't have as many ridiculous plot twists... that is something I was concerned about but I didn't want to bull**** the reader like most horror novelists do. It might also be somewhat blasphemous so I'll throw that caveat out there too.

    Grab a copy and enjoy if you will... furthermore, if you write good review I would be eternally grateful! :D Happy trails!

    http://amzn.com/B0175BB2FS
     

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  2. AngelicScars

    AngelicScars MILF of the board

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    Sounds interesting. I'll be sure to check it out, but first I need to find time to read. Three kids make reading a luxury!
     

  3. uberfreak9

    uberfreak9 Lord Of Crows

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    You can read a little bit of "Fracking Hell" (only 140 pages in print) each night to help them fall asleep... Actually, I don't recommend that unless you want them to turn into little psychos. :D
     
  4. Jeremy

    Jeremy Senior member who totally rocks a pink Scout! Pink

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    Sweet, you got it complete before Halloween!
     
  5. bigdh2000

    bigdh2000 Administrator

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    Congrats man. Cool accomplishment.
     
  6. Arturo Borquez

    Arturo Borquez Administrator

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    wow, I love horror films :mad: ... "fracking hell" seems a great title, congratulations !!!
    happy nightmares LOL !
    Arturo
     
  7. Bone

    Bone Slingshot Shooters

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    I'll be reading it. Congrats!
     
  8. BeMahoney

    BeMahoney Builder of things

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  9. BeMahoney

    BeMahoney Builder of things

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    I have almost just bought the book!

    But sending it to you so you can sign it is crazy in a way, right?

    What do you think? - I bet you have some of those books in your home..

    What if I´d send you money via paypal and you send me a signed copy?

    [winkingemoticon]

    It would mean a lot to me! :)


    kind regards,

    Be


    pleasesayyes pleasesayyes pleasesayyes pleasesayyes pleasesayyes
     
  10. uberfreak9

    uberfreak9 Lord Of Crows

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    Thanks, Dan! It was a lot more work than I wanted it to be because I don't have an editor and revisions were painfully tedious, but I'm glad the story did not have any outside influence.
     
  11. uberfreak9

    uberfreak9 Lord Of Crows

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    How about we trade? I'll send you a signed copy and one of my shooters (you can see all my homemades slingshots that I've submitted in my comment submissions and pick one) and you send me one of your old shooters that you can part with... what ya think? :D


     
  12. uberfreak9

    uberfreak9 Lord Of Crows

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    Step into my nightmares, Mr. Bone! THANKS A BUNCH! :D
     
  13. uberfreak9

    uberfreak9 Lord Of Crows

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    Thanks, Arturo! I might have an insanely twisted mind full of horribly dark visions, but I still hold human kindness as the greatest characteristic we have as a species. ;)
     
  14. BeMahoney

    BeMahoney Builder of things

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    Dang!

    With the x-mas trade and a pretty long list of procrastinated builds,
    I´d say we could make a trade in spring - Because there are no "old"
    shooters I can give away atm..

    But I want your book! What about two trades?

    One now, a book for numbers,
    and another one in spring ;)

    please!
     
  15. uberfreak9

    uberfreak9 Lord Of Crows

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    OK, PM me your address and I'll send you a copy. :D