How to drop a deuce like a paleo chieftain! (Paleo Plopinator!)

Discussion in 'Crazy contraptions' started by uberfreak9, Aug 11, 2015.

  1. uberfreak9

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    I saw this thing for sale on Amazon called the "Squatty Potty Toilet Stool"... essentially it is a platform for your feet so that when you sit down your legs are bent in a way that is more of natural position for a human being to drop a dookie as your large intestine is less folded over... OF COURSE I had to have one for my humble apartment as I'm always on the balls of my feet when I'm on a mud monkey mission... I didn't like the designs available so I built one from a 2x4 stud and some 3.5inch diameter pieces cut from a seasoned madrona log... for the height of my toilet I thought the 7 or 9 inches choices of the Squatty Potty was too much so mine is only 5inches high... the three pieces are held together by 4inch steel pins only by friction so it is easily disassembled but it is tucked away nicely around the bowl and even when I stand to urinate my toes don't stub on it as I placed the front support feet of the device towards the middle... meet the PALEO PLOPINATOR! :D
     

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  2. seppman

    seppman Folding-Ladder Expert

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    Ahahahahahhahahhaa.... YOU are nuts! :)
    Would have been mine RIGHT NOW... but I am already tall enough to reach the ground with my feet, when I am sitting on a Donnerbalken! :)
     

  3. Diaboloslinger

    Diaboloslinger New Member

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    I'm glad you didn't decide to post a video of it in action! I've been meaning to get one, as I'm only 5'4".
    I'm also glad that the interweb isn't scratch n' sniff..
    Nice work!
     
  4. kindlebear

    kindlebear Slinger of Shots

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    What a waste of slingshot wood.... But one noble poop stool... (ain't that the same?)
     
  5. uberfreak9

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    Nope. No video. I could probably win an Academy Award for sound effects though. :D
     
  6. uberfreak9

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    I'm just shooting missiles of a different kind. :D
     
  7. uberfreak9

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    I had to look up Donnerbalken... I always admired German ingenuity but I would hate to sit next to a bunch of folks blasting out butt nuggets... I even hate having to sit in those public toilet stalls listening to the person next to me whistle out some low notes while assaulting my nostrils with their digested pork sandwich from yesterday's lunch...

    https://youtu.be/NwcVJMvVWDA?t=41s
     
  8. Belargo

    Belargo Mad Scientist

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    Hahahaha, great thread :D

    Valuable addition to your throne, uberfreak. Nice work, and much healthier pooping position.

    Oh, and awesome slippers!
     
  9. TheNewSlingshotGuy

    TheNewSlingshotGuy AKA- "The Raccoon"

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    I like how you squeezed in some South Park lingo. :)

    "Fudge dragon would have also been acceptable. :D
     
  10. AngelicScars

    AngelicScars MILF of the board

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    This is hilarious and I'm amused there is a product on sale for this purpose.
    Great build and glad it comes in handy!
     
  11. BeMahoney

    BeMahoney Builder of things

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    DonnerBALKON(y)!


    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!


    We definitely are entering the next level here!

    :)

    Great!
     
  12. bigdh2000

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    It's taken me an hour to pull it together enough to post here. Like Seppman, I can reach the ground comfortably.

    Instead of such a device, perhaps a junior/kid toilet would be more comfortable?
     
  13. TheNewSlingshotGuy

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    Ha ha ha!
     
  14. uberfreak9

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    You mean SQUEEZED OUT some South Park Lingo. :D
     
  15. seppman

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    This has started to become my favourite thread!
    It really smells like a sh1tty competition! :)
     
  16. JohnKrakatoa

    JohnKrakatoa Loudest boom on Earth

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    yes, the whole western world is ****ting incorrectly. sitting while pooping inhibits the movement of the aforementioned excrements.

    Squatting is the natural position, where gravity is helping.

    Not to mention that we flush with clean water...


    It is not enough that you can reach the ground with your feet while sitting. You have to squat.
     
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  17. seppman

    seppman Folding-Ladder Expert

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    No thank you. I don't want the little Seppman to hang down into the water...
     
  18. Bert the Welder

    Bert the Welder New Member

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    So this is what I've been missing.........
    What a schitty thread...... ;):D
    House guests must be wondering WTF? when they go to the W.C.
    Maybe some platform boots or a pair of those Japanese wooden slippers/ shoes would be a good trick too! :D
    Speaking of taking the Browns to the Super Bowl..............
     
  19. uberfreak9

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    It's a good thing we a have a log of all these stinky jokes. :D
     
  20. JohnKrakatoa

    JohnKrakatoa Loudest boom on Earth

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    Seppman you must have a big toilet bowl to fit in it.....or the little seppman isnt so little xD

    But the stool is there to raise your knees up, so your bottom is at the same height as normally, but you are in a squat.