Can spotting.

Discussion in 'Zombie / Prepping related stuff' started by JimRhodo, May 21, 2017.

  1. JimRhodo

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    Just a quick thread:

    1. Alucans.
    Travel to earth by spaceship and land via a small shuttle. Secretive as physically frail but can fire small missiles. Also poison water supplies and can kill if they get their teeth into you. Plan to take over the world and destroy all humans.

    2. Werecans.
    Take body and soul of victims. Can be injured with a well aimed catapult but silver ball shot needed to destroy them and release their victims.

    3. Francansteins monsters
    An occupational hazard of making soda can camping stoves. Incorrect ignition makes them come to life when they try to kill all the creators relatives until full of remorse they sail away to the polar circles.

    4. Zombie cans.
    Dead cans come back to life and slowly roll about windswept streets until they bump into somebody and try to eat them.

    5. Soda cans.
    Minions of international cartels seeking to take over the world. They pump addictive substances into humans: caffeine sugar alcohol various stimulants and lifestyle fantasies. Must be killed before Armageddon.

    6. Can Eaters.
    Defenders of the realm armed only with slingshots covertly saving the world from a dark winter.

    I really must see my doctor.
     
  2. Flipgun

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    "I really must see my doctor."
    Why? Do you think you might have CANcer? If your doctor is a psychiatrist is he treating you for CANnabilisim? Ba-Dump-Bump!
     

  3. Brazilviking

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    I wonder what CAN we do about this damn aluminum plague...
     
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  4. JimRhodo

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    Government Information Film




     
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    More Government information

    Don't take risks. Never tackle a can unless you have the correct equipment and are trained in its use.

     
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  6. Flipgun

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    I have paid up to $10 to see worse than these + snaxs.
     
  7. JimRhodo

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    7. Can Cut.

    This is what a can cut looks like

     
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    8. Traffic cans

    Three cans stacked on top of each other. Shoot off the top one first without knocking over the other two. Work your way down. Easier if the bottom one is full of water. The middle has a few inches and the top one is empty. In the video the cans were all empty. Nightmare.
     
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    Idea for film which never took off

    Russian roulette with a catapult has a few technical and dramatic issues


    The subtitle tells you where I was heading with this. But no.
     

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  10. NamenloserHeld91

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    Slowly i think you have some dislike against cans :D
     
  11. JimRhodo

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    Must be MISCANTHROPY

    miscanthrope
    ˈmɪz(cə)nθrəʊp,ˈmɪs(cə)nθrəʊp
    noun
    a person who dislikes cans and avoids tin society.
    "Scrooge wasn't the mean-spirited miscanthrope most of us believe him to be as he loved Irn Bru.”
    synonyms: hater of cankind, caneater, canhunter
     
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  12. JimRhodo

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    Film release: The Can Hunter.

    In the end I made the film. Joerg once spoke of the inherent sadness of hunting. Until I made the film I didn’t really know what he meant. Apart from emptying mousetraps I’ve never really killed an animal before. Strange but I felt it in this film.




    There’s a separate thread for the film.
     
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  13. seppman

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    beautiful landscape you got there! Nice video!
     
  14. bigdh2000

    bigdh2000 Administrator

    Fantastic video, Jim. Looks like you had a fun day out and about.
     
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    seppman Folding-Ladder Expert

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    Just brilliant!!! :):)
     
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    What he said!
     
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