I need to find these magical lands where the perfect forks are just laying on the ground. Here in my neck of the woods, the only forks I find on the ground aren't even suitable for BB shooters they're so small. All the good ones are attached, usually about 15-20 up in the air. Though I do have a cherry tree I've officially declared 'dead' (no leaves, buds or anything for 3 years now) - so it needs to come down. I have to say I'm kind of looking forward to harvesting that one.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do"
~ Isaac Asimov