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Old 12-05-2015, 01:04 PM   #41
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Y'all don't understand the methods of apocalypse. Such things are completely unexpected. Thus, I predict one of the following three scenarios:

1. A collapse of the production of cottage cheese will invoke all toothless people to revolt.
2. A large moth will stray into the path of the windshield of a car containing Benjamin Netanyahu. The resulting obstruction will demolish the car and all occupants- Syrian terrorists will be blamed and the sh!t will roll downhill from there.
3. A random Youtuber will post a video of a cat bringing home a spotted owl as a present for said cat's authorities. The resultant backlash from PETA will cause all civilization to cease to exist.

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+1, especially the PETA idea.


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Old 11-15-2016, 02:34 AM   #42
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An army of internet trolls will piss off a couple of red-necks, red-necks will take their pick-up trucks and dump manure and mormon pamphlets all over liberal towns, blocking the roads, and causing the infrastructure to malfunction, at this exact moment Trump will cause a 5000% decrease in wall-street stocks, and he will make a speech saying "Now I did say I would america great again, but you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs" at this exact moment Putin will assist trump and send in 100,000 russian troops to maintain order but the people won't like it very much, and all hell will break lose.

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Old 05-16-2017, 04:19 PM   #43
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With what's happened on the news today, the Trump scenario would not surprise me...
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