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How to drop a deuce like a paleo chieftain! (Paleo Plopinator!)


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Old 08-11-2015, 08:39 PM   #1
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Talking How to drop a deuce like a paleo chieftain! (Paleo Plopinator!)

I saw this thing for sale on Amazon called the "Squatty Potty Toilet Stool"... essentially it is a platform for your feet so that when you sit down your legs are bent in a way that is more of natural position for a human being to drop a dookie as your large intestine is less folded over... OF COURSE I had to have one for my humble apartment as I'm always on the balls of my feet when I'm on a mud monkey mission... I didn't like the designs available so I built one from a 2x4 stud and some 3.5inch diameter pieces cut from a seasoned madrona log... for the height of my toilet I thought the 7 or 9 inches choices of the Squatty Potty was too much so mine is only 5inches high... the three pieces are held together by 4inch steel pins only by friction so it is easily disassembled but it is tucked away nicely around the bowl and even when I stand to urinate my toes don't stub on it as I placed the front support feet of the device towards the middle... meet the PALEO PLOPINATOR!


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Old 08-11-2015, 08:49 PM   #2
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Ahahahahahhahahhaa.... YOU are nuts!
Would have been mine RIGHT NOW... but I am already tall enough to reach the ground with my feet, when I am sitting on a Donnerbalken!


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I'm glad you didn't decide to post a video of it in action! I've been meaning to get one, as I'm only 5'4".
I'm also glad that the interweb isn't scratch n' sniff..
Nice work!
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What a waste of slingshot wood.... But one noble poop stool... (ain't that the same?)
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I'm glad you didn't decide to post a video of it in action! I've been meaning to get one, as I'm only 5'4".
I'm also glad that the interweb isn't scratch n' sniff..
Nice work!
Nope. No video. I could probably win an Academy Award for sound effects though.
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What a waste of slingshot wood.... But one noble poop stool... (ain't that the same?)
I'm just shooting missiles of a different kind.
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Ahahahahahhahahhaa.... YOU are nuts!
Would have been mine RIGHT NOW... but I am already tall enough to reach the ground with my feet, when I am sitting on a Donnerbalken!
I had to look up Donnerbalken... I always admired German ingenuity but I would hate to sit next to a bunch of folks blasting out butt nuggets... I even hate having to sit in those public toilet stalls listening to the person next to me whistle out some low notes while assaulting my nostrils with their digested pork sandwich from yesterday's lunch...

https://youtu.be/NwcVJMvVWDA?t=41s
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Hahahaha, great thread

Valuable addition to your throne, uberfreak. Nice work, and much healthier pooping position.

Oh, and awesome slippers!
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I like how you squeezed in some South Park lingo.

"Fudge dragon would have also been acceptable.
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This is hilarious and I'm amused there is a product on sale for this purpose.
Great build and glad it comes in handy!


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